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The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.
My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.
Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.
"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"
titties that look like the map of wisconsin
Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!
When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut
After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map
When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
Damn girl you got a road map ass.