Self succ

An alpha male chad who is able to contort his body into a position to be able to suck himself off

Tod: Yo Brad I totally got some good self succ in last night
Brad: Bro that’s kinda gay

Keemo Self-Succ

The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin

Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!