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Word used to describe an ugly female face.
Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
The look of a weather beaten vagina.
"That girl has a smashed crab"
The way you look and feel after a big night.
I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.
n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed
man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!
A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab
Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab
Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs
Box of smashed crabs.
1. a particularly messy object
2. An incredibly ugly person
Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.