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this ones a 2-fer
a soul patch near the pussy
OR
a birth control patch
dude i faucked this chick w/ out a condom but she had the snatch patch so im straight
Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.
"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."
"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."
snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.
She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out
An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
The female version of "cock block". See cock block.
Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.
a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.
Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!
for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!
i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!