spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

Spam Can

Spam Can is a term used on the Southern Railway and Southern Region of British Railwaus to denote a Bulleid Pacific. The name is derived from their streamlined "Air-Smooth" design making them resemble cans of spam.

"You seen the Spam Can they have at the East Lancashire Railway?"

spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her