The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
The testicles.
"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"
JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"