When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
to have a wank cf choking the chicken
i'm just off to spank the monkey
Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!
in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female
I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
when a woman masturbates
she spanks her monkey too much
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"