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To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet
Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit