steaming log

a log of shit straight as it emerges from the asshole

dylan: mmmm that smells like one warm tasty log of shit, a steaming log

Sacramento Steam Log

This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.

I totally laid a big fat Sacramento Steam Log on John's mom last night.