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The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are sometimes food for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, fornication, the use of primitive tools, and hooting.
"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:
-stealing things, especially food
-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)
-comic mischief in general
-cocaine
-hooting
That monkey stole half my bananas! Yesterday he stole half my melons! The day before, he had his tribe launch a volley of monkeyshit at my customers! I'll get that damn monkey!
A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.
Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.
Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.
Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"
a 10 or face card in blackjack
The 10 and the face card is the monkey.
Must be said with cheesy chinese accent
Monkey Monkey Monkey is a thing that the youtuber Jmancurly says when he is a lava monkey in the vr game gorilla tag.
The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe
Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys
A man or woman or child , that persists to follow you around and has the intention to just annoy.
you are like a little but monkey .
Mess around with something or fix it
Hey Jon lets monkey with your car today