The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc
Alternate additions:
Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)
Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!
A dick that is as fat as a soup can
Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning
Apparently, it is what labels are for.
-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!
Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.
The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.
A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.
The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.
Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.