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When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!
...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.
A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.
E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|
ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed
Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.
A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.
I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.
one of the 2 creations made by the devil himself along with the wasp,spiders are creepy creatures,some poisonous and some just creepy
I burned my house bc there was a spider