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douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun
the squirrels on their computer: you are a fucking slut lets go shoot up in the bathrooms
squirrel alone in person: *avoids eye contact and runs away*
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.
I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.
Becoming distracted from your original conversation by something more interesting or attractive.
Mary tended to squirrel from our conversation when a hot man walked by the table.
The most terrifying creature ever created.
I was attacked by a squirrel.
A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".
I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !