masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."
Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.
The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.
Is another term of masturbating
Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops