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A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus
I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!
A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.
I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!
a shit that knocks at your underpants.
i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head
man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here