A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.
That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.
A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.
A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them
Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.
a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.
Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.
A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.
Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.