Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

Wet like water

When shooting that basketball and it goes through the basket without touching the rim

He was shooting the ball and it was only wet like water

Is water wet

Duh what a dumb question

Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: it’s wet dipshit

Wet Like Water

Something being wet like or as wet as water.

“That pussy was wet like water.”

is water wet

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: yes
Crowley: it’s a liquid so it’s wet

Is water wet

No bitch water isn’t fucking wet since “wet” is an adjective to describe something that was once dry that has now been contacted by a liquid.

Josh: is water wet?
Jake: no dumbass
James: yes it is dumb bitch
Josh: No you dummy. You telling me if you see water you gonna say it’s wet?
James: ......
Josh: right stfu

is water wet

Water is not wet kcasper is a fuck tard-crowley

Is water wet
Kcasper-water is wet
Me-no you dipshit