poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"

Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven

your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.

Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster