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Slang shorthand, meaning a guy's penis, especially when he's hard.
As they cuddled on the couch, Courtney, suddenly horny, turns to her boyfriend and asks, "Can I suck your hard, baby?"
A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.
Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.
Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.
James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.
Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.
James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.
Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-
James: HYH.
chronic masturbation, its pretty hardcore.
"hi bacon, whats up?"
"not much...."
"you hit your hard a lot"
When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.
Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"
Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.
If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.
1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.