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The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.
I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
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Cocoa or chocolate that comes from a source that is linked to war or conflict.
The funds from cocoa sales in the Ivory Coast fund the civil war. Therefore cocoa from the Ivory Coast can be said to be conflict cocoa.
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Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.
Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(
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A fleece, pull-over style sweater with a large pocket on the front, and a drawstring hood. Is almost exclusive to Saskatchewan; outside the province is usually known as a hoodie. Weirdos.
It was just another May Long in Saskatchewan, and Bob was thirsty. He put on his bunnyhug, since it was snowing, and walked to the LB, where he got the town drunk to pull him a two-four of Pil, as Bob had lost his ID as a result of his drunken belligerence the night previous. He then proceeded to the Co-op to buy some Vi-co to drink between 7 and 8 A.M., the time period in which he would lay off the Pil. With Pil and Vi-co in hand, Bob suddenly tripped over a pothole in the grid road and gibbled his ankle, creating a smelly, swampy mess of Bob, bunnyhug, and beverage. The location of Bob's mishap is now known as Regina, the only name whose pronunciation could give justice to that awful smell.
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A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
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Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
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The particular speech patterns of a native of Pittsburgh, PA.
"J'eet jet?"
"No, j'ew?"
"I'm goin' to the Giggle DAHNTAHN tah get some sammiches."
"My car needs warshed."
"My computer is saying 'I need restarted.'"
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