forget

usually something you do when you're stoned

"dude, i forgot where I live. . . ."

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forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them

Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

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Forgetful

...sorry what was the word again?

....wha? hmm? ohhhhh.....

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Forgetting

Used to replace fucking in a sentance, just like in the Cee Lo Green song "Forget you", replacing the version "Fuck you", and in the SNL skit.

Q: Did you hear tomorrow everyone is ditching work.
A: No way! You gotta be forgetting kidding me.

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Forgetfulness

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Forgetfulness... now what does that mean again?

Forget

To lose thought and to not remember an idea,a thought,or information

Michael often forgets to take out the garbage, so the house starts to stink.

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Forgeter

A silly person who forgets everything.

My girlfriend is such a forgeter, she forgot my brother's name.

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