Side

A person who doesn’t enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

Willow: So, are you a top or a bottom?

Kerri: Actually, I’m just a side.

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tasteful thickness

Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

-Patrick Bateman

"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.

Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"

Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."

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bodied

When someone gets utterly destroyed in something they are competing at. The FGC (Fighting Game Community) uses this word to describe a beating a player has taken.

(while playing Ultra Street Fighter 4) Holy shit dude! That dude got fucking bodied!

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tiki taka

a way of playing football, with very fast and short passes.
invented by football journalist andres montes describing spain national team tactics.

tiki taka and spain wins

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window weather

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

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Underfucked

sexually deprived

1. Yo look how hard she's hitting on him... she's definitely underfucked!

2. That guy is completely underfucked. He just desperately asked her out again after she told him to fuck off for the third time...

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DDD

Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.

Josh: Bro ur a pussy, you only made it 5 days into DDD.

Drake: Stfu man it's not that easy.

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