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When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*
Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
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A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.
Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.
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When physically, you still turn up to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute bare minimum to get by.
My boss has been an asshole lately but I need the money so I just quiet quit.
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A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit
That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
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1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.
Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
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What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.
I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.
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The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth.
The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.
Jim: "Back in my day, we weren't allowed to have any fun, and didn't want to either! We plowed fields and went straight from toddler to adulthood... it was great!"
Bob: "Jim, I'm afraid you're suffering from what's commonly known as juvenoia."
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