eighth grade syndrome

1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.

Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.

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Eyeball Fucking

To stare at someone in a way that makes it seem like you want to fuck.

Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is eyeball fucking you.
Guy 2: damn she fine too

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