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When you live your life without drugs, medication, etc.
I’m just rawdogging life man.
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a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is
have you heard about "enter name here" he's such a cold shower taker!
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The classy term for boxed wine
That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.
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A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.
Jimmy Joe had a cow when he learned that his best friend, John Jay, had bought a term paper online and passed it off as his own writing.
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
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Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing
e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.
we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.
we use insults as a greeting term
English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison
scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.
(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding
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Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
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For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls
Guy 1: Yo dude do you have your juul
Guy 2: No im participating in no juul july
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