No juul july

For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls

Guy 1: Yo dude do you have your juul
Guy 2: No im participating in no juul july

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psychonaut

An explorer of one's own mind. A psychonaut often embarks on inner voyages with the aid of psychoactive substances, meditation, sensory deprivation, binaural beats, and other means. Most commonly, one who experiments with psychedelic substances, such as psilocybin, LSD, MDMA (ecstasy), peyote, or mescalin. The goal of the psychonaut is to learn about self and reality by transcending normal consciousness. Psychonauts are distinguished from purely recreational users of psychoactive substances in their desire to learn and grow from these experiences.

Rebecca considered herself to be a psychonaut, looking for new ways of understanding the world and herself each time she ate her homegrown magic mushrooms.

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bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.

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Hoochie Daddy Shorts

Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.

"Let's make a quick run to Wal-Mart, can you please change your clothes before we leave though? You can't go anywhere with me wearing those hoochie daddy shorts!"

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Tikbait

Something used as clickbait in a video on the popular social media platform, TikTok. Popular “tikbait” imagery include expensive things, food, the female body, and numerous others.

1: “Did you see that Denice’s TikTok video got like a million views?”

2: “Yeah, that ass next to that lambo was great ‘tikbait.’”

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Vabbing

When a women sticks her fingers in her vagina and puts the juices behind her ears to attract men and get laid.

Girl I tried vabbing last night and had the best f*ck of my life.

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Soft Life

Opposite of hard life.

Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.

Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.

- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.

- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members

I’m quitting this bastard job. This manager is not the one, I wasn’t put on this Earth to struggle, I want a soft life.

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