wordlefucker

The person who tells you the answer to Wordle before you have a chance to solve the puzzle yourself.

My friend was so excited at solving Wordle that she told me the answer before I could do the puzzle myself. She is a Wordlefucker.

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mid

Used to insult or degrade an opposing opinion, labeling it as average or poor quality.

We waited on that album for 6 months but it was mid!

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oomf

Oomf stands for "one of my followers" on twitter.

"oomf has to stop sharing pictures of her abs."

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prayed up

The action of keeping your mind right. Also meaning not acting a fool, and knowing how to handle yourself

You gotta stay prayed up on tuesdays and thursdays whodi.

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vibe shift

Coined by trend forecaster Sean Monahan, a vibe shift describes the emergence of a “new era of cool.”

Fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of a new decade. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in.

We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.

Yeah I’m in my vibe shift right now. You won’t catch me in the club now that things are opening back up again. I’m all about going to the Home Depot, renovating my home and hearth, yknow? Once I tried topless gardening things changed a lot for me.

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socketeering

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

“Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.

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Easter Bussy

1. An unfortunate pun made by the Anchorage People Mover, a local transit authority for the largest city in Alaska, on Easter weekend 2022 to promote use of their bus service. In a post made to facebook, Anchorage People Mover suggested the Easter Bussy (a bus adorned with bunny ears pictured in the post) be a new mascot for the spring holiday.

2. A bussy, or boy pussy, enjoyed during Easter. One does not simply tap the Easter Bussy on Easter, but does so because it is Easter. An Easter Bussy is a festive bussy.

3. A portmanteau of Easter Bunny and pussy; the orifice with which one has sex with the Easter Bunny.

1. Move over Easter Bunny, there's a new mascot in town! Say hello to the Easter Bussy, and they're not hiding anything! The Easter Bussy is offering up affordable, reliable and convenient service for all to see, so go ahead and DO put all your eggs in one basket when it comes to using People Mover.

2. I celebrated Easter this year by busting a nut inside this twink's Easter Bussy in the International House of Pancakes bathroom.

3. I'm not a furry, but there's just something about the Easter Bunny's Easter Bussy that makes me want to cum.

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