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a flat-out refusal; the complete and ultimate rejection of reality and all things associated with said reality.
Teacher: your assignment for tomorrow's class is a three-paged reflection on a motif of the twenty paged short story, which I am handing out to you now. Now, clear off your desks for the pop quiz. Oh and don't forget, the test two days from now is on the entire semester's worth of material, forgot to mention that.
Jessica: Nope.
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One who listens in on others without getting caught. A true ear hustler does not let everyone know that he has heard what he heard, and retains the information for future references.
Tammy, a true ear hustler, knew everything about everybody.
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement
A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)
synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
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A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.
"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"
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Chapulling is a newly-coined word derived from the 2013 protests in Turkey after the Prime Minister Erdogan's speech. As you probably already know, PM Erdogan has called pro-democratic peaceful protesters a bunch of "รงapulcu" (normally means "looter", "marauder"). Protesters have quickly re-contextualised the deragotary term and invented the verb "to รapul" : To resist force, demand justice, seek one's rights. The verb transformed to English as "to chapul" due to phonetics.
Chapul (verb): (/หtสapu(ษ)หl/ regular, -ed): To resist force, demand justice, seek one's rights.
Chapuller (noun): (/หtสapu(ษ)หlษ/): A person who resists force, demands justice and seeks his/her rights.
I was chapulling when the police attacked us.
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A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.
For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.
This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.
a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.
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