When a white person has purposely made themselves appear black on the internet
Person 1: have you seen beckys new post? Sheβs literally Facetuned herself so much. She looks black!
Person 2: sheβs blackfishing
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When a member of an online community announces they are leaving, usually after a protracted disagreement with other members of the community.
"I'm gone. You all enjoy your little discussions."
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A mother who is sanctimonious about her parenting choices. Looks down at and/or judges parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"
A sanctimommy told me I was poisoning my baby by feeding him formula.
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Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;
When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.
Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.
Soldier 2: Okay.
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A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.
Hey look that thought leader, his nose is brown as heck.
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Talent for turning anything you touch to shit
Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.
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While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".
Joe: I'm happy we live in a democracy.
Ed: Actually, the U.S. is a republic, do your homework.
DeShaun: Well, by law the U.S. is supposed to be a republic, but in actuality it is a Corpocracy - democracy by corporations.
All: Tru Dat
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