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Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.
Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't check facebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.
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A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.
"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."
"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."
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Did you get a J-Line at church tonight? Are you a J-Line to your friends and family?
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The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.
The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.
I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.
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pants you where during the holidays so you can eat tons of food
"I better get on my holiday pants, so i can eat all those desserts"
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Another way of saying "see you later". Can be abbreviated to TTFN, but there isn't much point if it still has the same number of syllables.
Guy: Well, ta ta for now!
Guy 2: Bye.
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A rogue, or bounder. A cad is a man who is aware of the codes of conduct which seperate a gentleman from a ruffian, but finds himself unable to quite live up to them. Cads are quite capable of disguising themselves as good chaps for some time, only revealing their true nature in circumstances of particular stress or temptation. Others embrace their caddishness whole-heartedly and delight in behaving in a manner which is, to be quite frank, not cricket.
They are certainly intelligent, educated, often cultured and frequently very witty, but, alas, are simply unreliable.
"Even by the standards of Permanent Secretaries, Appleby really was rather a cad."
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