ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

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Damn that's crazy

When you pretend to care whatever the hell your friend is saying.

Friend: Ay, so last night, I saw this hot chick, then guess what?
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.

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WFIO

A business acronym standing for "We're fucked it's over"

Dear shareholders,

WFIO.

Yours Truly,
John Smith
Acme Inc.

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digital snow day

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.

Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.

Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.

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ran through

Ran through is a term used to describe a person of any gender that has had many sexual partners, usually an amount that the person using this word finds to be too much.

“Dude, Mason is ran through. He’d f*ck anything.”

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Cloud Rap

Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.

Samuel: I want a new form a hip hop that is like lo-fi but doesn’t sound as bad

Kyle: Just listen to some cloud rap, dude

Samuel: The hell is that?

Kyle: It’s the type of shit you’d hear while dreaming, or some shit

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Not here to Fuck Spiders

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

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