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when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
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A face of feigned excitement, mimicking many YouTube thumbnails.
References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.
The picture would have been perfect if Mike hadn't been making the soy face.
Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.
Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?
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Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.
Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?
Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.
~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.
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A piece of information that can be dangerous for a reader to know about.
Roko's Basilisk is an example of an infohazard. Do not search it up.
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Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay
The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.
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It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.
Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”
Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
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The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.
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