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when your significant other or date has lettuce or spinach or somthing visible in their teeth
blow me.
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!
pop that pimple on your nose
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!
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When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.
I haven’t had sex in months, of course I let Karl dreamcreep on me. For fuck’s sake I don’t even remember what sex is like. I’ll take anything I can get.
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A nickname for the Covid-19 vaccine referencing Dr. Anthony Fauci
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A scandal so trivial, it can only be compared to the backlash from Barack Obama’s tan suit.
“Hey did you hear about Biden’s Rolex? Who does he think he is, Trump?”
“Nah man, I ignore those tan suit scandals.”
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Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
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a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
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Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too
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