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Selling the soul of America to Russia

POTUS45 was trumping again when he took no action against Putin's bounty on American soldiers.

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Smize

To smize is smiling with your eyes.

Tyra Banks taught the models how to smize on America's Next Top MOdel.

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Himbo

Generally, a large (broad, tall, or buff) attractive man, who tends to be not very bright, but usually extremely nice and respectful. Think Kronk from The Emperors New Groove, or maybe a golden retriever.

That guy is totally a himbo, he’s super nice but maybe don’t try to have a deep philosophical conversation with him.

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wallet biopsy

When a paramedic goes through ones wallet while they are in an ambulance. Usually the paramedic will take just insurance information.

The paramedic knew which hospital to bring me to by a wallet biopsy on me.

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Bunker bitch

Where Trump gets his diaper changed after soiling it.

Our president heard fireworks and shouting outside, so he bravely retreated to his bunker after defecting all over the Oval Office, the ol’ bunker bitch!

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BHAZ

Black House Autonomous Zone. The area around Lafayette Square, Washington D.C. It is in reference to Seattle, Washington’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone CHAZ.

The CNN crew was ejected, without explanation, from the BHAZ across from the White House.

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Drop gun

throwdown

An unregistered firearm carried by policemen to "drop" at the scene where a pursued suspect has been shot; used to justify shooting/killing a possibly unarmed suspect.

Witnesses found a pistol lying on the ground near the fleeing criminal's body, but nobody except the pursuing policeman knew it was a only drop gun, not the criminal's weapon.

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