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The anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something 'patriotic' that in reality, is terrifying.
The political heebie-jeebies.
"Usually I can just tune out Dale's rants about China but when he suggested Glen Beck run for president I got the yankee doodles."
Marcia: I might have voted for John McCain but there was just something in his smile that gave me the yankee doodles.
Louis: You base who you vote for off of their smiles? It's people like you who insist on beauty pageant elections that give me the yankee doodles.
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Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.
Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
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..a coffee nap. . Consuming coffee or other caffeinated products right before taking a cat nap.
By drinking 150-200mg of caffeine right before a 20 min nap you will supercharge your afternoon ..
It takes the caffeine 20 min to get into the bloodstream and 45 until completely absorbed- essentially, the stimulation of the caffeine will take effect just as you wake up. Making for an incredible nap and productive rest of the day.
After my napuccino the other day I got so much work done at the office ! You should try it sometime.
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A type of music comprised of 8-bit music and sounds and sometimes modern day percussion, resembling old video games, and is always compiled in an extremely upbeat melody that makes you want to shoot rainbows out of your mouth.
John: Hey bro, I heard this one type of music on a music thread last night, but I don't know what it's called. You know it?
Brian: What did it sound like?
John: It sounded like it was from a really old video game. It sounded kind of 8-bit-ish and it was REALLY catchy and upbeat and it made me want to fly a super-sonic jet through mountains of icy fire and then make the jet transform into a space shuttle and rocket into space at the speed of light and then explode into a plethora of rainbows and anti-matter stars that would collide with other stars and teleport me to an infinite number of parallel universes.
Brian: Yeah you were listening to chiptune.
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Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.
Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.
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adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior
That girl is such a swimfan; i wouldn't be surprised to see her out my window in the middle of the night
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A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.
He is a billionheir.
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