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(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words "prom" and "proposal."
Jake: I'm thinking about how I'll do my promposal...
Sean: Who're you going to ask?
Jake: Well, I haven't decided yet.
Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!
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A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.
"Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!"
"He's not hot, he's uglyhot."
"Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I'd totally do him."
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A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.
Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.
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Black/Indigenous People of Color
BIPOC don't have to be nice to you when you're threatening their existence. Support and amplify BIPOC. ✊🏿✊🏼✊🏾✊✊🏽✊🏻
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Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.
We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.
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If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.
James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he'll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.
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