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emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens
the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.
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A made up injury to get out of doing something
Jayce didnโt feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
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person 1: Dude did you hear about that celebrity scandal?
person 2: OMG yes
person 1: Man, the tea is so hot that it just burned through my cup
person 2: LMAO
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Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.
Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system
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Chris -*commenting the exact same thing as five people previously*
Pat - "RTWT!"
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sad-cited | sad-sฤซt-ed
adjective
(of emotional affect) a deep conflict between an ending and beginning.
After spending a week with Renรฉ, I'm sadcited to go home.
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The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that's already had all the windows scraped.
My husband will be picking me up from work today so I'm not too worried about the snow. He's such a nice snowffeur!
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