Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

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Dump O' Clock

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."

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skinful

an amount of alcohol that is enough to make a person drunk:

By ten o'clock he'd had a skinful.

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Dog Walk

(verb)
When you’re beating someone’s ass and you’re dragging them as if you were walking a dog.

“Ima dog walk yo ass if you keep talkin shit!”

“He got dog walked in that fight last night.”

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all your base are belong to us

1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.

1. Haha you guys suck! All your base are belong to us!
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.

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colludy

The act or predisposition to act in a collusive manner.
The willingness to cheat or sneak around to obtain something of value.

Trump and his cohorts acted in a colludy manner towards the Russians.

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Clout Shark

The act of chasing,pursuit of,or questing for clout

Yo bro you really a clout Shark for shouting your self out on my media

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