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the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).
guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia
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That's some fuckshit! Or This is some fuckshit!
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
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When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.
Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
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Idrk what to say about her
Idrk what happened last night.
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When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.
Dude do you have an iPhone? Yes but I also use an Android, I'm bitechsual.
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When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"
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