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When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
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Apple has gone down today, best buy the fucking dip... btfd
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To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).
Carter Page just inkremlinated himself.
Senator McCarthy failed to inkremlinate anyone.
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You only look good online(with filters)
I'd date her, but shes just cyber pretty.
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When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.
I had real contact shame after watching a Musical.ly video.
Contact shame is really bad especially if you're watching with friends or family
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Another word for unbelievable.
It’s so bad that it’s unbelievable, uncanon
“I hate cheese so much that it’s uncanon”
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How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.
Unbenounced to us, he was retarded the whole time.
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