The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms
Salad girl: I am a neurodivergent schizophrenic with bipolar disorder, insomnia, POTS, PTSD, depression, sunlight allergy, exploding head syndrome, arthritis, and autism!
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me
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A selection of finger snacks, such as canapés, cheese and biscuits, fruit, olives, pate, salami and the like (or often much grander these days), served with drinks or in lieu of a meal. In Australia it's often used to describe typical party food.
Are they going to serve dinner at the function or is it just drinks and nibblies?
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Lifestyle creep refers to a phenomenon where an increase in income leads to an increase in nonessential expenses (things you don't really need).
When this happens, things that used to be luxuries become your new normal, you perceive them was if there essentials.
This phenomenon can start a loop:
You get a raise, so you have extra money.
You have extra money, so you spend more money.
You spend more money, so you live check to check.
You live check to check, so you work harder.
You work harder, so you get a raise.
Person A: I just got this huge raise, any ideas on what to spend it?
Person B: I think you should save it, lifestyle creep is easier to prevent than to stop.
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What everyone was doing during the '08 election.
Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪
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When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"
Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...
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A set of rims with a diameter of 18" or greater.
NOTE: Grown men originated from the fact that "grown men by age is 18 years old or older."
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