putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

I better start kissing up after that putty exam.

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dusted

1. To have bashed or beaten someone. To get hurt badly.
2. Means the same as being busted.

1. "He waz being smart, so I stepped up and dusted him."
"I tried a kickflip nosegrind on the handrail and got dusted hardcore."
2. "My wife dusted me when I got caught sleeping with her sister."
"The cops dusted me for being high while driving."

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hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

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OTT

Over The Top - as in something done outragously over what it needs to be. Compare gonzo.

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baby

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

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keep it 100

to keep yourself real and true, to be honest and stick to the way you are, no matter what any one else thinks.

I gotta stay focused and keep it 100 these last few weeks of highschool so i can get into college. And that's real talk!

You don't have to like my decision. I'm gonna keep it 100 and do what I feel is right.

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chirps

to chat up

dem manz spend all their time tryin to chirps females

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