Rural Dictionary

Mayer Hater

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

by Brooke February 19, 2005

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Bobcat Hunting

The art of driving and smoking marijuana while simulataneously madly searching for alleged bobcats that you claimed to have seen on similar past excursions.

Meredith: Hey does anyone have any ammo to go hunt bobcats?
Lauren: Yeah I just bought some, let's go hunt

by Brooke December 12, 2004

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Rowing

The most shit and painful sport i have ever encountered. Never take it up.

I came home from *rowing* and colapsed in a heap of exauhsted, painful shit.

by Brooke July 26, 2004

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Courtney i fuckin hate you. not because i know you personally but for what you did not only to your husband and daughter but to his fans. you fucking killed him and you know damn right that you did! how can you live with yourself every day knowing that you left your baby daughter without a father and everyday you lie to her about how he died. if i was you i woudl kill MYSELF b/c i wouldnt be able to stand being a worthless lieing piece of shit liek you are. the only reason half your music did as well as it did is because kurt helped you write it and he was more talented then you were or will ever be. you killed him for the money, or maybe just because your an insane crack whore. either way, i fuckin hate you, and millions of people are still influenced today by his music, yet all of us are have been orphaned from the god of rock music because you had to be a fuckin bitch. burn in hell courtney.

RIP Kurt Cobain.. We love you and may you and your music never be forgotten

Frances..watch out..your mom's insane

by Brooke April 17, 2005

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