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Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.
A method for quitting alcohol by smoking weed instead.
Vance: You want anything? There's beers in the fridge.
Joy: No thanks. I'm kinda high & dry these days.
Vance: Oh, well, there's a pipe in that drawer.
Joy: Cool.
Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job wonât come in until January so we wonât have gifts on Dec. 25. Theyâll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, youâre so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so Iâve been working late.
Me: but you wonât have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, Iâll be here. But since I didnât finish the job I wonât get paid before Xmas. But Iâll get paid in a few weeks and weâll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: thatâs fine dad. I understand.
When you get fired/laid-off/quit your job and try to get another full time job, but can't for some reason, so you take a temp job. When that ends no one will hire you because they think, "If this guy was any good his last employer would have hired him full time." So you get another temp job because they'll hire anyone.
Justin: I've been looking for a job for 3 months now, and the only places showing any interest are just temp jobs.
Rich: So, what's wrong with that?
J: Well it would be nice to have insurance or paid days off or any kind of benefits, and have a normal, stable job. But I guess I'm just stuck in a temp cycle for-fucking-ever!
When you finished your beer, shot, and water, and want some more.
Hot bartender: Can I get ya anything else, hon?
Me: Yeah, I'll take a threefill, please.