Cubicle Buddy

Someone who sits in the cubicle right next to you when there are plenty of other free cubicles.

Man, I just needed a few minutes peace and some idiot decided he wanted a cubicle buddy.

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Tryjacking

To hijack someones methodical attempts to fix something by throwing a series of guesses at the problem, eventually stumbling across the right solution.

While trying to work out why I can't browse the web from one of my PC's, an over-zealous colleague says:

"Have you looked at the proxy setting, I bet it's that! What about your IP address, have you got an IP address? Have you tried upgrading to the latest browser??. It's the proxy setting isn't it!?"

My response: "STFU and stop tryjacking me"

Hard of thinking

Like Hard of hearing except that it affects the brain rather than the ears.

"Why is there a set of keys in the fridge?"
"Oh, they're Tim's. He's a little hard of thinking."

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