Phone

What parents like to say causes diseases, School problems, Getting Raped or Jumped, And it causes your grades to drop by.. 100%

It's because of that DAMN Phone!

Jinxism

Jinxism is the religion in with we praise and worship the god of chaos, Jinxus Crimes.

Cultis- uh, believer 1: yo do you believe in Jinxism?

believer 2: yeah I do, what about you (non believer's name)?

Non believer: no I don't.