Gary

A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.

Mom, my beaver stinks. Can you run to the store and get me a Gary.

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Caulking Vents

Performing fellatio on The Game.

There go GL caulking vents again.