Random
Source Code

Swap Site

A place where degenerates can congregate to trade their less than adequate belongings. Some compare such items as having the same qualities of that of a homeless person.

Im gonna visit a swap site, I have some shitty stuff to get rid of.

by #1ABF March 5, 2021


Hog Heaven

Metaphorical place the 1994 Arkansas Razorbacks Team went when they beat The Duke Blue Devils to win their first and only NCAA Basketball Championship.

Nolan Richardson, Corliss Williamson, and Scotty Thurman are in Hog Heaven tonight after they won the Title!

by #1ABF November 10, 2020

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hog Heaven

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.

I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!

by #1ABF March 5, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020