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very very very very tan, short-ish, has the most amazing laugh that will keep you laughing, has a great personality, very into sports, gives the most amazing hugs ever, hates girls by the name of kaitlyn, has a really really really really really really really really pretty (or as i would say) a handsome smile. says bra, is gonna write a book called "man law" published after the summer, his hair feels like a porky-pine (everyone loves touches it), has unbelievably SOFT SKIN, is very very very (omg how many times will i say very) sweet, says honey..sweetie..my love, played as the march hare and other stuff, and is just all around the best guy ever.....oh and from reading other stuff apparently he has a very very very very very large penis, oh and is very funny.
me: i wanna be a thurman.
them: me too.
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Thurman Murman. Derived from the character Thurman from bad santa. A fat person and most of the time, a loner or loser. This is used as a nickname given to a person.
"Haha. What's up, Thurman?"
"Thurman, you idiot."
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to blatantly walk into a movie theater without paying for a ticket
That movie was totally worth the price of admission because I thurmanized it.
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Hot piece of ass born in Boston, MA. in 1970. Starred in two of my favorite movies ("Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill Vol.1") and she's one of the best underrated actresses to date (She deserved the best Actress award at the globes!), and I don't give a flying fuck if she's that tall and kind of thin. What do you prefer, an overweight woamn for liking?
(It is unfortunate that Uma Thurman is a former product of the limp dick, Ethan Hawke)
Me: Hey, let's see "Kill Bill" again, bro!
My Bro: Fuck yeah, Uma Thurman kicks everyone's ass in that flick.
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she is a FOX. simply put. the woman is a fox, and has more spunk than any other woman on this earth. i love her. infact, Uma is an Uber-Fox and she rocks. and ethan hawke is a spack. There is no other woman who can give a "don't fuck with me!" look like she can
"Bitch! You can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter does not mean that parading her around in front of me is gunna inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin thing you've done in the subsequent 4 years - including getting knocked up - is gonna change that!" - The Bride to victim #2, Vernita Green. Eat THAT, bitch.
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Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.
She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.
Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.
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An action scene stand in for Zoe Bell in Kill Bill 1&2
Bob Dylan:
"Wow. Did you see Zoe Bell do that handstand in Kill Bill? That was the easiest thing she did in Kill Bill. Uma Thurman is so tough."
Marcel Duchamp:
"I know."
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