The "Trey"

A fearsome carnivore, found in the deepest forests. Unlike modern man, this primate refuses to wear pants. Notorious for his mooning, "bear hug," and "happy dance." Sometimes found searching for mates in his vehicle of choice, with "Jesse's Girl" blaring. Also seen wearing intriguing glasses...

PARENTS: "Go to bed, kids, or the TREY will come and get you"
KIDS: "Eeeek!"

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